Interesting and Creative Title

You are Keyleth, Voice of the Tempest, Archdruid leader of the Air Ashari.

The world is ending.

A gray-haired asshole and a half cuts you to ribbons and her best friend, the purple-haired sorcerer with ties to Ruidus, orbifies your dead boyfriend.

You barely make it out, you’re not healing, the world is still ending. It’s just an all around bad time for everyone.

One of your guards, widower husband of one of your other guards, shows up towing a purple-haired sorcerer with ties to Ruidus who is younger but otherwise identical to the purple-haired sorcerer who orbified your dead boyfriend.

They ask for help. You send them for flowers.

Every day Keyleth wakes up

forwhomtheyeastrolls:

allerkaereste:

song of the summer 2023

Originally posted by poroporoppoppero

variablejabberwocky:

obtusecrimes:

literallymechanical:

slimegargoyle:

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

Or, in a more generalized form, beware what thou do ironically, lest thou begin to do it ronically.

Started out as a bit, how did it end up like this

it was only a bit IT WAS ONLY A BIT

#beware of the running joke#because someday it will catch you

blairamok:

ALT

there was a vacancy, after all

lavinaigrette:

Imagine if The Last Voyage of the Demeter just ends with a twenty minute sequence of Dracula trying to singlehandedly steer the ship into Whitby without crashing.

utilitycaster:

Laura Bailey ensuring her D&D paramours have, when averaged out, a normal number of names per person

alicentsgf:

sorry you have to think a character is perfect to love them but that sounds boring i like my girls a little pathetic and mean

titkoks:

ravenkane:

guerrillatech:

As someone who has mispronounced so many words because I never actually heard them. I appreciate this post

lorn-art:

🖤💜

szynkaaa:

This Is How You Lose The Time War by Amal El-Mohtar and Max Gladstone

Another paperback-to-hardcover rebind

First time layering HTV vinyl, I think it turned out pretty well! The spine title and author names are done with reflective vinyl, which means if you turn on flashlight and look through the camera, the names will be more visible (see second video). I thought it was a nice touch to the book.

Book cover and dust jacket illustration are upside down on purpose, so you can decide which side you’d want to have on display

ranituran:

I want one, please.

without-ado:

Webb captures the Rings of Giant Planets

ruidus-born-chetney:

“average adventurer gets a cursed sword every campaign” factoid actually is just a statistical error. Cursed Swords Travis, who gets 10000 every day is an outlier and should not have been counted

alivedean:

crowley + text posts
bonus:

midnightcrows:

“We are allies today. Perhaps in the future we will be allies again.